Dad, tell us a poop joke. Well kids, you know poop jokes are not my favorites, but they are a solid number two.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”
First in a series Dad: Kids, ever hear of Murphy’s Law? Kids: Yeah, whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Dad: Right! Have you ever heard of Cole’s Law? Kids: No, what is it? Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage. Test link