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Today’s Riddle 1/25/2023

Q: Bob has fifteen boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Each box has two sleeves. He eats twenty four sleeves. What does he have? A: Diabetes

Posted byfcapriaJanuary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Today’s Riddle 1/25/2023

Random Dad Joke 1/18/2023

I got this dog whistle at a silent auction. The mime was too expensive.

Posted byfcapriaJanuary 18, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Random Dad Joke 1/18/2023

Random Dad Joke 1/15/23

To be a legitimate dad joke, it must be apparent.

Posted byfcapriaJanuary 15, 2023January 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Random Dad Joke 1/15/23

Random Dad Joke 1/14/23

“Hey, kids… Hear about the biologist trying to make a frog live forever?” “No, dad, but you’re about to tell us.” “He’s removing its voice box so it can’t croak.”

Posted byfcapriaJanuary 14, 2023January 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Random Dad Joke 1/14/23

Dad Joke of the Day 1/6/23

“Kids, someone added dirt to the garden. The plot thickens.”

Posted byfcapriaJanuary 6, 2023January 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:DJOTDLeave a comment on Dad Joke of the Day 1/6/23

Dad Joke of the Day 12/22/22

Why can’t T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s dead.

Posted byfcapriaDecember 22, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Dad Joke of the Day 12/22/22

Dad Joke of the Day 12/20/22

Why don’t pharaohs celebrate Fathers Day? Because they are all mummies.

Posted byfcapriaDecember 20, 2022January 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Dad Joke of the Day 12/20/22

Dad Joke of the Day 12/1/22

I have some puppets to give away. Nothing’s wrong with them. I just need someone to take them off my hands.

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Dad Joke of the Day – 11/30/22

Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets in the police station? Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on.

Posted byfcapriaNovember 30, 2022December 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Dad Joke of the Day – 11/30/22

Dad Joke of the Day – 11/28/22

We had a cat and a dog. We named the dog Curiosity. We never got to name the cat.

Posted byfcapriaNovember 28, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Dad Joke of the Day – 11/28/22

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