Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Why don’t ponies sing? Because they are a little horse.
Dad, tell us a poop joke. Well kids, you know poop jokes are not my favorites, but they are a solid number two.
I can’t seem to get the dog to stop chasing people on a bicycle. I think we’re going to have to take the bike away.
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To hide their butt quacks.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”
Q: Bob has fifteen boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Each box has two sleeves. He eats twenty four sleeves. What does he have? A: Diabetes
I got this dog whistle at a silent auction. The mime was too expensive.
To be a legitimate dad joke, it must be apparent.
“Hey, kids… Hear about the biologist trying to make a frog live forever?” “No, dad, but you’re about to tell us.” “He’s removing its voice box so it can’t croak.”