Why can’t T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s dead.
Why don’t pharaohs celebrate Fathers Day? Because they are all mummies.
I have some puppets to give away. Nothing’s wrong with them. I just need someone to take them off my hands.
Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets in the police station? Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on.
We had a cat and a dog. We named the dog Curiosity. We never got to name the cat.
First in a series Dad: Kids, ever hear of Murphy’s Law? Kids: Yeah, whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Dad: Right! Have you ever heard of Cole’s Law? Kids: No, what is it? Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage. Test link