Why don’t pharaohs celebrate Fathers Day? Because they are all mummies.
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Dad Joke of the Day 12/1/22
I have some puppets to give away. Nothing’s wrong with them. I just need someone to take them off my hands.
Dad Joke of the Day – 11/30/22
Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets in the police station? Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on.
Dad Joke of the Day – 11/28/22
We had a cat and a dog. We named the dog Curiosity. We never got to name the cat.
Dad Joke of the Day 12/11/21
First in a series Dad: Kids, ever hear of Murphy’s Law? Kids: Yeah, whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Dad: Right! Have you ever heard of Cole’s Law? Kids: No, what is it? Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage. Test link