I can’t seem to get the dog to stop chasing people on a bicycle. I think we’re going to have to take the bike away.
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Dad Riddle 2/28/2023
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To hide their butt quacks.
Today’s Riddle 1/25/2023
Q: Bob has fifteen boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Each box has two sleeves. He eats twenty four sleeves. What does he have? A: Diabetes
Random Dad Joke 1/18/2023
I got this dog whistle at a silent auction. The mime was too expensive.
Random Dad Joke 1/15/23
To be a legitimate dad joke, it must be apparent.
Random Dad Joke 1/14/23
“Hey, kids… Hear about the biologist trying to make a frog live forever?” “No, dad, but you’re about to tell us.” “He’s removing its voice box so it can’t croak.”
Dad Joke of the Day 1/6/23
“Kids, someone added dirt to the garden. The plot thickens.”
Dad Joke of the Day 12/22/22
Why can’t T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s dead.
Dad Joke of the Day 12/20/22
Why don’t pharaohs celebrate Fathers Day? Because they are all mummies.
Dad Joke of the Day 12/1/22
I have some puppets to give away. Nothing’s wrong with them. I just need someone to take them off my hands.